CNWF²
DANGER
ZONE!!
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Palmdale, California
(Standard Arena)
Tuesday, January 27, 1998
Time: 11:14:00 p.m. {Second Segment}
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{fade to shot of the commentary table}
Frenchie Parker, Lex Victor, and Knee
Johnson are the commentators on hand.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Hello once again, everyone. In this half, we have Tex Taylor facing Da SuPerFan in
a non-title match. Tex really jump started his career here by taking on two of the best guys in Chaos² in
that of Da SuPerFan and "Iron Man" Jeff Beam.
Frenchie Parker: In my opinion, that was a bad move for a rookie. I
think he should have waited a bit before challenging the man who was at the time the top ranked man in CNWF².
Knee Johnson: The way I see it, it's a good way to get rid of these newcomers... some of them get
on my nerves... the way they keep coming to me asking me for beers, kegs, Coors, Bud... they think the stuff grows
on trees! They don't know how much this stuff means to me!
Lex Victor: That's real nice, Knee. Anyway, this should prove to be an interesting matchup...
it should be something to see just who comes out on top here... or just what lengths each guy will go through to
win.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing
first, from Chicago, Illinois... weighing two-hundred eighty-seven pounds... Da SuPerFan!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Da SuPerFan walks to the ring with his
Intercontinental belt slung over his shoulder. The audience boos the Chaos² member. He just continues his
cocky walk to the ring.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Fan enters the ring and waits for his
opponent.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: I get the feeling that Fan is in for a fight tonight!
Lex Victor: It will be interesting to see just how this turns out.
Knee Johnson: Let's get on with it! I'm tired of waiting!
{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas... weighing
two-hundred sixty-six pounds... Tex Taylor!
{cut to shot of the walkway}
The masked Tex Taylor steps out and
is greeted by a lot of cheering from the audience. Evidently they want to see him defeat Da SuPerFan. He walks
along the aisle giving some of the guys in the audience five.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Tex enters the ring and awaits the bell
to ring
{commentary}
Lex Victor: This audience sure shows that they want to see Taylor come out one up on Da SuPerFan.
Of course, last week we saw Taylor cost Fan his match against "Iron Man" Jeff Beam. This match here is
a result of it. Next week, Fan is going to have to defend his belt once again against Beam. This should be something!
Knee Johnson: I don't know, Lex. We'll just have to see.
Frenchie Parker: Well, there's the bell! I can't wait for this!
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Da SuPerFan vs Tex Taylor
6'-7", 287 lbs — 6'-1",
266 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
Right from the getgo, Tex kicks Fan
in the stomach. Tex quickly sends Fan to the ropes then knocks Taylor to the canvas with a clothesline recieving
a less than favorable reaction from the audience.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Tex
has exploded from the start... but Fan turned that around pretty quick. Fan is now stomping at Taylor's back. Now
Taylor with a tackle taking him down! Taylor is now on the outside of the ring with Fan's leg... bam! He just smashed
it into the ring post.
Frenchie Parker: He's not going to let Fan get out of this clean and without payment tonight. He's
just taken Fan outside the ring... short arm clothesline to the bigger Fan!
Knee Johnson: Yeah! Get 'em Taylor!
{cut to ringside shot}
Taylor now bashes Fan's head into the
ring post, but Fan seems to get mad after that. They both then slug it out on the outside of the ring, but Fan,
being the bigger man, easily pummels Tex to the canvas. Things are getting so serious, the referee comes out to
try to break things up.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Well,
look at this! We're really getting a match here! This is an all out brawl.
Frenchie Parker: When the referee has to come you, ya know it's a tough
match.
Knee Johnson: You know it might be a tough match.
Lex Victor: Whatever.
Let's get back on track.
{ringside}
Fan picks up Taylor and rolls him back
in the ring. Fan soon re-enters himself, but Taylor is already back up and connects with a running shoulder block
that sends Fan flying back outside the ring.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Look at Taylor go!
Frenchie Parker: He's definitely got talent, ya know?
Lex Victor: I'd
say so. He could be a future superstar.
Frenchie Parker: There's a good possibility there!
Lex Victor: This
match reminds me a lot of Dominator fighting Jason Agony. Tex seems to have perhaps seen that match and is using
those tactics against Da SuPerFan.
Frenchie Parker: I don't know about that. I think it's just because these guys have about the same
height and weight difference that it looks so much the same. I think even their fighting tactics are similar in
some ways as well.
Lex Victor: You
could be right about that.
{ringside}
Taylor is now on the ring apron. He
then leaps off and hits a dazed fan with a flying axehandle. Fan falls backward clutching his head as Taylor wraps
up fan with a scissor hold.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Tex using a technical maneuver outside the ring. That's kind of strange!
Lex Victor: Taylor
is really surprising us here tonight! He's showing us he has what it takes to take Fan apart!
Frenchie Parker: Well, Taylor just rolled Fan back into the ring. He's back in too. Maybe we can see
some wrestling in the ring now.
{cut to shot of the ring}
Taylor hooks up Fan, then delivers a
fisherman suplex to try to score the pin.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Win Taylor! Win! Win! Beat this jerk who thinks he's all great just because he joined
up with Kain Piller!
Lex Victor: I
don't think so, Knee. I don't think this is going to be a pin this time... nope. Kickout. That fisherman suplex
just isn't what it used to be.
Frenchie Parker: Fan just clotheslined Taylor back to the canvas! Now he's going for a cover of his
own! One! Two! Kickout! Taylor with a headbutt to Fan's stomach! Now a Northern Lights suplex! One! Two! Another
kickout! Fan isn't looking too good after that!
{ringside}
Fan is reeling on the canvas. Taylor
knows that if he wants to win, now is the time to continue capitalizing. He picks Fan back up, whips him to the
ropes, then hits a spine buster slam.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Spine buster! What a powerful spine buster, too! That has to be about the most powerful
spine buster I have ever seen! He picked him right up off the canvas, then leaped pretty darn high himself, then
slammed him good! Fan is really in bad shape now!
Frenchie Parker: Fan is rolling over getting back to his feet. Taylor
is there... clothesline from Fan! Now a leg drop! Now a cover! One! Two! Kickout! How many near falls have there
been in this match anyway, Lex?
Lex Victor: I
have no idea, Parker. There have been so many... I don't know if they could be counted on both hands!
{cut to shot of the ring}
Taylor is slowly getting back up to
his feet. Fan sees that Taylor is looking a bit groggy, so he decides to take advantage of this moment. He runs
at the ropes, then bounces back only to be caught by Tex, hoisted vertically into the air, then brought down head
first into the canvas with a brain buster! The audience is really cheering Taylor on after this tremendous comeback,
but Taylor doesn't pay any attention. Taylor picks up Fan and brings him to one corner of the ring and starts bashing
his head into the top turn buckle as the audience counts along. Taylor bashes ten times, then throws Fan to the
canvas.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: This
is looking horrible for Fan right now. Taylor could be winning the Intercontinental belt right now if it were on
the line! If Fan comes back from this, it will be a mirical.
Knee Johnson: Taylor is now on the top rope. Fan isn't really moving... what's Taylor going to do?
Frenchie Parker: Taylor with a flying elbow drop! Listen to that fan reaction! They love this guy!
If this was only a few weeks ago, I don't think they would be so happy to see Taylor winning.
Lex Victor: Taylor
covers once again... one! Two! Three! He did it! Wait... that was real close!
Knee Johnson: Show Fan what Texans are made of!
{ring}
Taylor is up and Fan is still down.
Taylor picks up Fan, but he Irish whips Taylor to the opposite turnbuckle and runs close behind. When Taylor hits
the opposite turnbuckle, he turns around just in time to catch a fierce clothesline from Fan. Fan then takes him
out of the corner and whips him into the ropes, then hits him with a leaping clothesline. The audience boos loudly
as a result of this.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: I
can't believe it! Fan is coming back from this one! Fan with a scoop slam. I think we're going to see the Ghetto
Blasta next.
Knee Johnson: Taylor was doing so great, too! Man, this will hurt.
Frenchie Parker: The match isn't over yet, guys.
{ring}
Fan whips Taylor to the ropes, and as
he comes back, he grabs Taylor around the head to deliver the double arm DDT known as the "Ghetto Blasta",
but Taylor blocks it amazingly! The audience lets loose with the loudest cheer of the night at this point!
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Taylor
blocked the Ghetto Blasta! I can't believe it! He blocked it!
Frenchie Parker: Oh my gosh! Now a football tackle takedown from Taylor!
Taylor is pummeling Fan in the face once more... but what's this?
{cut to shot of the walkway}
Immediately, the audience begins booing
loudly as they see "Iron Man" Jeff Beam walking down the aisle with his chair known as "Excalibur".
It is recognizable due to the many dents it has in it's seat. He just walks down to the ring apparently there to
aid Da SuPerFan.
{commentary}
Knee Johnson: I can't believe this! A great match like the one we're
seeing can't be ruined this way!
Lex Victor: I don't know what is going to happen here. This is horrible!
Frenchie Parker: If "Iron Man" ruins this match for Taylor,
I think I'm gonna go out there and hit him with a high heeled shoe!
Lex Victor: I don't get it, Frenchie.
Frenchie Parker: Well, isn't that what all mad wrestlers do?
{cut to shot of the ring}
"Iron Man" can be seen standing
outside the ring as Taylor is about to whip Fan into the ropes. As Taylor swings Fan, he takes down the referee,
but Fan reverses the maneuver and Taylor is sent right into the vicinity of Beam, who promptly uses Excalibure
to his advantage... hitting Taylor in the back with it. That dazes Taylor just long enough so Da SuPerFan can hit
the Ghetto Blasta on him. The audience boos horrendously as they see the crime comitted. Fan goes for the cover...
but the referee is still out of action.
{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: No! It can't end like this! It will be just horrible
if all that hard work is ruined by one swing of Excalibur! Tex has gotta find a way out of this little jam!
Lex Victor: Beam is now trying to revive the ref by slapping him in the face a few times... and
it seems to be working. I don't know if this is going to be soon enough... I think Taylor may recover before the
ref is up. Well, the ref now sees the cover... and is counting. One!
{ring}
There's no sign of Tex moving. Annoyingly
enough, this count is very slow as well.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Two!
{ring}
Still, Tex is not moving. The audience
is booing loudly... and one can almost feel the ring being flooded with trash after this.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Three! That's it! The kickout was too late. This is horrible.
{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson: {slaps Lex in the back of the head} Don't start false
rumors you moron! Tex kicked out!
Lex Victor: {clotheslines Knee right off of his chair} Knee! -Never- hit the back of my head...
-ever-! And this match is over, idiot!
Frenchie Parker: Lex... Knee's right! He kicked out!
Lex Victor: Oh! In that case let's get back on track!
Knee Johnson: {kind of distant sounding} What about me? You just
gonna leave me here?
{cut to shot of the ring}
The audience is cheering wildly as Tex
barely kicked out of the maneuver. Fan seems to be telling something to Beam, and he nods. At this point, the referee
still isn't back off the canvas, so he can't really see what is going on... though it seems he is getting back
up to his feet. Fan now whips Taylor to the ropes, and as he does so, Beam swings with the chair. The problem is,
Taylor reverses it really quick... and fast enough so that Beam ended up hitting Fan with the chair. Beam immediately
drops the chair and grabs his head as he can't believe what he has just done, facing away from the ring. Meanwhile,
Tex lifts Fan up on to his back in what appears to be an edge... but he brings him back down with a piledriver.
The audience is absolutely screaming as they see Tex going for the cover.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: I can't believe it! He hit the "Bullseye"! Tex is overcoming adversity
and he's going to win this match! The referee is counting! One! Two!
{ring}
"Iron Man" Jeff Beam runs
into the ring and tries to kick Tex off of Fan just in time to save him from being pinned... but it's too late.
The referee's hand hits the ground one last time, and he calls for the bell. Tex Taylor has won. When he sees Beam
in the ring, he hits him with a drop kick sending him back out. He then throws Da SuPerFan out of the ring as the
audience cheers very loudly for the stocky masked man from Texas. There is a chant of "Tex! Tex! Tex!"
going on this whole time.
{commentary}
Lex Victor: Tex could have won the Intercontinental belt if Fan would have put it on the line!
Tex could have been champion! This is unbelievable!
Knee Johnson: You're right, Lex! This loss looks very bad for Fan...
I mean this is Tex Taylor's first match here in the CNWF Squared!
Frenchie Parker: This sure is something! And the crowd loves this guy!
{ring}
Suddenly, the dizzying tower Kain Piller
slides into the ring and is about to take out Tex, but he slides back out underneath Piller's legs.
{cut to ringside shot}
A ringside attendant almost unnoticeably
hands Tex a mic and he begins to speak.
{ringside}
Tex Taylor: Piller, you crazy varmit! I beat your Chaos² plans tonight! What do you have
to say for yourself now that you see that I could have had the I.C. gold? You guys ain't nothin'... and I'm fixin'
ta teach ya guys a lesson that ya ain't gon'e soon forget! I have a little surprise for ya's next week. {Taylor
then walks away leaving a perplexed Kain Piller standing in the ring.}
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Tex Taylor by Pin Via "Bullseye"
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson: What do you suppose Taylor meant by that, Lex?
Lex Victor: I really have no idea. But we'll definitely find out next week! You won't want to
miss Danger Zone, that's for sure.
Frenchie Parker: Yeah... because if I do, I won't get paid!
Lex Victor: I was talking to the viewers at home, Parker. It would be horrid to miss this next
show!
Frenchie Parker: Lex, ya better make good on this next Danger Zone,
ya know? This one didn't draw much of a crowd.
Lex Victor: I think it will be a great one. As always, we're trying to climb that ladder to the
top... and of course we did have the best pay per view of nineteen ninety-seven... that being Broken Dreams Ninety-seven.
Of course, that doesn't mean we are the best promotion just yet. We still have a ways to go. We may never get there...
but next week we start our road. Be sure to join us to see how it goes. For now... we have to go. So long!
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CYBERNETIC
WRESTLING FEDERATION²
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DANGER ZONE!!
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Tuesday, January 27, 1998
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